Bright college days, oh carefree days that fly,
To thee we sing with our glasses raised on high.
Let's drink a toast, as each of us recalls
Ivy-covered professors, in ivy-covered halls.
Turn on the spigot,
Pour the beer and swig it,
And gaudeamus igit-ur.
Here's to parties we tossed,
To the games that we lost,
We shall claim that we won them some day.
To the girls young and sweet,
To the spacious back seat
Of our roommate's beat up Chevrolet.
To the beer and benzedrine,
To the way that the dean
Tried so hard to be pals with us all.
To excuses we fibbed,
To the papers we cribbed
From the genius who lived down the hall.
To the tables down at Morey's (wherever that may be)
Let us drink a toast to all we love the best.
We will sleep through all the lectures,
And cheat on the exams,
And we'll pass,
And be forgotten with the rest.
Oh,
Soon we'll be out, amid the cold world's strife.
Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life...
(Ready?)
But as we go our sordid sep'rate ways,
We shall ne'er forget thee, thou golden college days.
Hearts full of youth!
Hearts full of truth!
Six parts gin to one part vermouth!"
-Tom Lehrer
"Bright College Days"











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BABAY + JOMEE + G = TRIPOD ಠ_ಠ
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rebelling against meaningful art since 1992
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"To defy the laws of tradition is a crucade only of the brave." -Les Claypool
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I tried to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
IT BETTER
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How to be an artist:
~Do whatever you want, then call it art
How to be a successful artist:
~Sell it
*if anyone questions or criticizes you, respond by saying "YOU DONT UNDERSTAND"
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How to be an artist:
~Do whatever you want, then call it art
How to be a successful artist:
~Sell it
*if anyone questions or criticizes you, respond by saying "YOU DONT UNDERSTAND"
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i can honestly say that i never, ever, ever felt this way. your lips, your eyelashes, your skin...these are the parts of your body that cause my comatose to begin...
---squishy--- *peace*
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How to be an artist:
~Do whatever you want, then call it art
How to be a successful artist:
~Sell it
*if anyone questions or criticizes you, respond by saying "YOU DONT UNDERSTAND"
STOP IT
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How to be an artist:
~Do whatever you want, then call it art
How to be a successful artist:
~Sell it
*if anyone questions or criticizes you, respond by saying "YOU DONT UNDERSTAND"
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